BARNYARD CRIMES

Because little plastic piggies are sooo areodynamic, 

and a picture is worth a 1000 words. Scarey is bananas!

MYSTERY BIKE

I don't know what they made it from but it sure is beautiful! Seen and admired at the Alpinestars booth at ASR in 

San Diego. Word is Portland local Tor, had a hand in 

it's creation. Big ups to whoever is responsible 

it's  a beauty...

SICK BOY'S A RAT!

Just a little touch up on the self portrait.

Yeah, I may need some cream for those bumps.

Wheelies are fun!!!!!

Cage Drivers should die!!!!!!!

Ok all, for the second time in 5 days I was almost run-down by some dumb-shit four-wheeled CAGE driver!!!! I was leaving Sissy Boys' house this evening when some Douche-bag in a newer blue wagon pulled right out in front of me without looking, and then stopped in the middle of the road still looking the other way!!!! What a Dick!!!! Anywho, I was lucky enough to get stopped about 2 feet from his front fender, but it killed my motor... I guess the bike doesn't like to come to such an abrupt sliding stop. Go figure. But don't worry folks, I'm still kickin'. Keep an eye out for the barnyard helmet in your rear-view! Late.

BARKER'S 800

Oh shit... Barker just ruined me I got to ride 

his 02 Triumph Bonnieville that's all cafe'd 

out.800cc's of super loud, super sick, super 

fast goodness. Now of course I need one....

PARTY DOWN

So we had the first official CBMC BBQ and motorcycle movie marathon last Sunday. Tons of good folks showed up much food was eaten and many drinks were poured.... A good time was had by all, highlights included Matt manning the grill, Scarey getting to test ride a brand new Buell something or other that looked really fast, and Duncan (who is a giant and rides a CB750) taking my cb 200t cafe for a spin much to all of our horror. We missed those of you who couldn't make it and hope to see you at the next shindig.

Photos from top: Sample of the bikes people rode to the party, Yours truly front and center with Scarey, and Sick Boy representing, Duncan squashing my cafe'.